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What kind of God would make such a movie? Troma founder, schlock master and B-Movie legend Lloyd Kaufman of course.
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“All aboard the skin boat to tuna town.” Join the Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High as two lesbians and their duck, rape baby try to survive high school and defeat the corrupt politics of Tromaville and the world! Lauren’s lesbian lover isn’t going to let a little duck rape baby stop her from scissoring her one true love. What kind of God would allow an interspecies abomination to bear fruit?įor those of you worried this is just another tragic life lost to single motherhood, don’t. We Return to Return to, to find out Lauren is about to have a bastard rape baby with a beak. This is no aquatic love story taking home an Oscar. What kind of God makes a lesbian who doesn’t like tacos? The last time we returned to Nuke ‘Em High, Lauren got raped by her pet duck. We Return to two brown bag specials in Chrissy (Asta Paredes) and Lauren (Catherine Corcoran), a couple of carpet munching lesbians who don’t like tacos. No different than any other day in high school. What kind of God would let this happen? Those kids unlucky enough to survive not having their brains explode either end up cretins or have their dicks fall off! The brown baggers who didn’t participate in the school lunch program are left to fight for survival. Tromaorganic food is supplying the deadliest lunch program since pink slime wasn’t introduced into your kid’s school. Tainted tacos have caused toxic transformations and immediate death to some of Tromaville’s school children and we aren’t talking about the tainted teenage twats of Tromaville’s high school sweethearts. Letting it supply the school’s lunch is even worse! As all hell broke loose in the Return to Nuke ‘Em High, we Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High to pick up the pieces of where we left off. Putting an organic food factory on top of a nuclear wasteland wasn’t a good idea. The toxic nuclear power plant that once stood in Tromaville High’s backyard in the 1980’s has been replaced by Tromorganic food supplies. “What’s going on at Nuke ‘Em High, what’s going on?” The ongoing saga of the Tromaville High School comes to its thirty year culmination (until the next sequel) in a film three years in the making. And in 2017 those retards who didn’t graduate with the rest of their class, repeat the same year over. They returned in 2013 for their final senior year. In 1994 the Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid’s completed their junior year. In 1991 the sophomores had a Subhumanoid Meltdown. 2 – 2018ġ986 brought in a freshman Class like no other. Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High aka Vol.
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Variety deemed it "a hearty blast of Troma-branded schlock" while The New York Times said Kaufman fans "will be delighted to learn that time has eroded neither his love of nudity nor his disdain for political correctness." The New York Post praised the film for its "hilarious series of parodies: Carrie, Soylent Green, Glee, Cat Ballou, you name it." Horror magazine Fangoria gave the film 3.5 out of 4 skulls, calling it "undeniably funny, brave and so unlike anything put out today that it practically demands respect.Review of “Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High aka Vol. Reviews were generally positive with the film generating a 67% fresh rating on. The film began a limited North American theatrical release in the fall of 2013, beginning with a screen at the Museum of Modern Art. The film was slated to be a single film until Quentin Tarantino’s suggestion that Kaufman split the film into two volumes, à la Kill Bill. Principal photography began in August 2012 and finished in September 2012. For the first time, Troma relied on Kickstarter to raise a small amount of funds to support "animal actor" Kevin the Duck. Kaufman began production anew in 2012, directing the film himself in New York and New Jersey. However, this version also never came to fruition. The directors were to be Marc Gras and Dani Moreno. Initially it was stated the film would be made in Spain by Mushnik’s Entertainment in collaboration with Chaparra Entertainment. Troma again announced production of the sequel in October 2011. Despite a script being finished in 2000, this project never got past the pre-production stage. Troma ran a script-writing contest that invited fans to contribute two pages with a weekly winner announced and added to the collective screenplay.
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Will they save Tromaville High School and the world?Ī fourth movie in the series titled Class of Nuke 'Em High IV: Battle of the Bikini Subhumanoids was initially announced in 1996. Chrissy and Lauren, two innocent bloggers, must fight not only the Cretins, mutants and monsters but also the evil Tromorganic Foodstuffs Conglomerate. Welcome to Tromaville High School where, unfortunately, the glee club has mutated into a vicious gang called The Cretins.